CRIME IN THE STREETS

This is from an old blog of mine, but still constitutes mockery.


Have you ever noticed that shampoo and conditioner bottles always say: Lather, rinse, repeat? I use a teeny bit of each, and my hair is pristine. Obviously, they cruelly want to extort you out of the sweat of labor, or as we call it; making money.


I propose a new label:

Hey Y'all

Since no one will probably read this blog, I can do whatever I want! So I'm gonna start this off by telling everyone the rules and guidelines for invisible followers.
1. Email your completed mocks to my Email, NOT IDEAS!
2. No comments about political correctness, unless its blatantly obvious.
3. Have you guys ever heard the word "blatantly" used without the word obvious? I haven't.